And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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