idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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