On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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