Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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