i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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