I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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