sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My vagina just recognized that song.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
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