Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I deserve this hangover.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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