I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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