I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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