8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Small penises have feelings too.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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