You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
These tits shall not be calmed
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