Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Too much gin, very little bucket
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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