FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Randomize
