Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Randomize
