I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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