So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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