I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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