I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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