the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
We have so much sex to catch up on
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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