can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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