I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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