It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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