You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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