If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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