so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
organizing the empties. That sober.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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