used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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