OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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