i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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