Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My dick has a subreddit
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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