Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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