we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I have aggressive nipples.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
