So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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