What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
