at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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