Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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