: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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