Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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