problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He felt like a one man threesome
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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