Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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