He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i wish my penis had a tongue
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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