I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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