Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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