I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
false alarm. still invincible.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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