stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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