I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
