Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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