There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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