Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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