awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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