I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
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