Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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